slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

latinobussy:

When you tell your abuela you already ate but she makes you a plate anyways

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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No matter how many people are around or how clear the are looks or no matter what anyone says..
No matter what you think…you are not safe.

(Source: r-grimes)

Me and Siri are like
“Yeah I’d tap that hot trash BUT I WOULDN’T BE HAPPY ABOUT IT—-“

rick-grimess:

caryl shippers fighting with bethyl shippers and bethyl shippers fighting with caryl shippers 

Protect tyreese

YOU DJSKKAS
FUCK

DK
EW
NO
SHJFKADJDK FUCK NASTY

candycornkingdixon:

abraham (but actually me): “I look around this room and I see…a bunch of really hot badass motherfuckers like goddamn go us. special shoutouts to rick and I for our superior warrior beards. have a good night.”

NO WHAT HAPPENED
NO
EVERYONE WAS GAVING SUCJ AGOOD TIME OMFG WHY
WHAT FUCK